Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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