that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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