Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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