i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
is wine microwaveable?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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