wrigley field is MILF paradise
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
