I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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