How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
only you would photoshop your dick
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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