It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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