So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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