He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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