Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Randomize