so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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