Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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