Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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