i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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