just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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