I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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