He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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