It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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