I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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