i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
