nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
apparently the secret to your success is patron
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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