oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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