talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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