I could have mohawked her pubes.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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