Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Someone came in the potted fern
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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