thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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