I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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