She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
