i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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