She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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