on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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