He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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