i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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