Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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