You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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