..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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