I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Randomize
