She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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