Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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