And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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