can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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