I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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