Your tits are I can't wait for
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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