I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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