try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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