I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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