"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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