If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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