i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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