holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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