normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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