We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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