get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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