Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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