Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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