Pappa wants mamma naked
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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